Elon Musk hands out Twitter bans as advertisers flee. A parody.
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USA TODAY - For more and to sign up click here USA TODAY (Before this column begins, I would like to make clear this is parody and SHOULD NOT result in me being banned from Twitter by free-speech-loving Twitter CEO Elon Musk.)Hello everyone, I am noted billionaire spaceman-genius Elon Musk. I recently bought Twitter because I’m a free-speech absolutist, and now that I own Twitter I’m banning people who make fun…