Powerball jackpot reaches $1.2 billion. I declare myself the winner
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USA TODAY - For more and to sign up click here USA TODAY By the authority vested in me by the internet, I declare myself the sole winner of Wednesday night’s Powerball jackpot.I recognize this announcement comes in advance of the actual drawing, but that is a mere temporal technicality. Rest assured, the numbers I have chosen – which I decline to reveal at this time, or ever – will match the numbers drawn once…